Friday, June 5, 2009
Get To Know A Local Reptilian #665: Mystical Marcy
Mystical Marcy, a local Lake Worth reptilian, eats small children and absorbs their innocence and strength in order to sell "Mystical Marcy®" inspiration to those seeking guidance. Raised by upper-middle class arms dealers from Bahrain, Marcy is skilled in electronic guidance systems, ballistic missiles and numerology. She holds direct communion with the alien overlords. Beware her forked tongue and foul smell!
Mystical Marcy is available for Bar/Bat Mitsvahs, Corporate Events, Ritualistic Sacrifices, Birthday Parties, Weddings, Water Boarding Seminars, Graduations, and Reptilian Swinger Parties.
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