Concieved in a FEMA death camp, reared in the light of 2012, and suckled on the ten thousand teets of Mother Wingnut, we provide the stories that matter just by wing'n' it!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Code #371: Never Let the Monkey Steal the Peach
Wingnut Readers Unite! The Monkey Intends to Steal the Peach at Dawn. The Lazy Leema Eats the Log with Zeal! Zigwa Hoo!
Many of our stories are written by FEMA death camp survivors who throughout their horrible ordeal were insightful enough to keep detailed journals kept hidden in small metal tubes held in their lower intestines.
Some stories come from Wingnut double agents who work inside the Illuminate Pleasure Domes in Delaware or with the Reptilian Shapeshifters on Planet Zebor. Some especially brave investigative reporters work in Starbucks corporate offices.
Are you a wingnut? If so, send your stories to lakeworthwingnut@gmail.com, but beware, the google worm sees all!
2 comments:
I have transmogrified this code and all it says is "praise be to asspiss." WTF?
What is this? Are you all for real? By the way, I'd like to meet you.
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