Concieved in a FEMA death camp, reared in the light of 2012, and suckled on the ten thousand teets of Mother Wingnut, we provide the stories that matter just by wing'n' it!
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Alex Jones, the Pope, the Shriners and Earth First!: Four sides of the same coin
Alex Jones is not a part of the consipacy asswipes. Infowars is a source of frontline media. If I get my hands on you wingnuts I'm going to drink your prescious bodily fluids! Viva Alex Jones, commander of the free peoples army of the fat lazy republic of suburbia!
Many of our stories are written by FEMA death camp survivors who throughout their horrible ordeal were insightful enough to keep detailed journals kept hidden in small metal tubes held in their lower intestines.
Some stories come from Wingnut double agents who work inside the Illuminate Pleasure Domes in Delaware or with the Reptilian Shapeshifters on Planet Zebor. Some especially brave investigative reporters work in Starbucks corporate offices.
Are you a wingnut? If so, send your stories to lakeworthwingnut@gmail.com, but beware, the google worm sees all!
1 comment:
Alex Jones is not a part of the consipacy asswipes. Infowars is a source of frontline media. If I get my hands on you wingnuts I'm going to drink your prescious bodily fluids! Viva Alex Jones, commander of the free peoples army of the fat lazy republic of suburbia!
Post a Comment