Swedish Primativist Artists Turn to Llama Ranching in John Prince Park

Swedish primitivists and avant-guard performance artists Tre Två En Paleolitisk Disco, formerly of the Goteborg based pop-rock band Sätta din Riskkapitalist Under min Dröm Anus Träd, have moved to the lush jungle's of John Prince Park. "We are to take up Llama grazing. We have decided that as primitivists it is time for the next step, we must now alienate ourselves from our symbiotic relationship with animals to one of control and domination. The llamas will obey their masters or else! In several years we will try agriculture, then we will form a city-state near the jungle gym near the main entrance along Lake Worth road. Finally we will invent cheese-in a can and the leaf blower. This will complete our experiment of social evolution, from hunting and gathering to pouring cheese directly into our mouths and blowing leaves around and around with the very littlest of expression on our faces.

To contact Tre Två En Paleolitisk Disco
call 561-374-3268

Winger Wang Dang Brain Teaser # 3--Twitter: Alien Tool of Domination or WTF?

We like to stay on top of the latest media technology here at the Wingnut. But what the fuck is twitter? Seriously, what is it? Do the aliens control it, the quadrangle of seven, the shriners? What does it feel like to be twittered? Someone please tell us!

New Bryant Park Playground Sham Cover for High Speed Jupiterian Internet Access Hookup

Recent talks about building a new playground in Lake Worth's Bryant Park come as no surprise to we here at the LWW who are ever vigilant in monitoring the struggles between good and evil.
It is a well known fact the the prominent downtown building the Lucerne is a Jovian Shrangri-La, a Reptilian Xanadu and a general Axis of Influence that serves to magnify the will of whichever nefarious New World Onanists occupy its helm.
What is not well known, however, is that since so many Hippocretarians need guidance, there has been a recent clog in the sinister psychic data stream. To remedy this snag in their plans, the would-be overlords have decided to appropriate public funds to install a high speed fiber optic data stream right under our noses using the pretense of a conveniently located and similarly conveniently damaged storm drain that lies deep in the bowels of this beautiful Intracoastal side public park.
Will these assassins of thought once again have uninterrupted and stutter-free access to our minds?
Only time will tell, my friends, only time will tell.

News Flash! Mad Scientist Releases Rabid Kambucha Mother Outside of Lake Worth Drive In Theaters

BEWARE! Do not go to the drive-in tonight. Mad Scientist Dr. Richard Lerner was spotted earlier today releasing a viscous kambucha shit slurping fungus near the concession stands. It has already fermented would be movie goers into a delicious somewhat sour and fizzy pile of human sludge!

Meet Your Local Wingnut Patriot Patrol # 1: Peter Tsolkas

Born in an anarchist squat on the coast of Greece, raised in the den of a she-wolf outside of Clearwater Florida, Peter is the quintessential winger. He has his bonafides, the stealth of a manatee, the looks of wood stork, the bite of a half drunk badger, and the smell of the sour end of a bald eagle.

Little known fact: He sleeps with his eyes open.

Favorite quote: When the goin gets tough, the tough get 7/11's cheese filled hotdogs. Two for two dollars. Its a bargain.

Get To Know A Local Reptilian #665: Mystical Marcy

Mystical Marcy, a local Lake Worth reptilian, eats small children and absorbs their innocence and strength in order to sell "Mystical Marcy®" inspiration to those seeking guidance. Raised by upper-middle class arms dealers from Bahrain, Marcy is skilled in electronic guidance systems, ballistic missiles and numerology. She holds direct communion with the alien overlords. Beware her forked tongue and foul smell!

Mystical Marcy is available for Bar/Bat Mitsvahs, Corporate Events, Ritualistic Sacrifices, Birthday Parties, Weddings, Water Boarding Seminars, Graduations, and Reptilian Swinger Parties.

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