Concieved in a FEMA death camp, reared in the light of 2012, and suckled on the ten thousand teets of Mother Wingnut, we provide the stories that matter just by wing'n' it!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Wikipedia Tells All! Lake Worth Wingnuts, Our Time Approaches
Dear Lake Worth Wingnuts, whoever the asshole is that keeps on editing the 2012 page of wikipedia needs to stop. We will block you from all further editing of any, ANY, of our pages in perpetuity, if this happens again. Your edits are juvenile and disruptive to the wikipedia user. Everyone knows that the so called "shit slurping reptilians," you reference are fine upstanding citizens of nearly every nation on this Earth. Your xenophobic remarks about the gentle and intelligent lizard people that take our human shape merely to avoid outrageous attacks from fearmongers and earthists such as yourselves, shows that you are incapable of carrying on objective and meaningful analysis through our free encyclopedia. They mean us know harm. They come in peace.
This is ridiculous. I challenge you wingnuts to provide any real proof. I think this website is a hoax. I think you all are a bunch of trust fund college kids getting a laugh at the expense of wingnutology and you don't even understand it. Change starts with ourselves. You need to get those inner demons out and seek the light! I can help you. It will not cost you near as much as you might at first imagine.
Many of our stories are written by FEMA death camp survivors who throughout their horrible ordeal were insightful enough to keep detailed journals kept hidden in small metal tubes held in their lower intestines.
Some stories come from Wingnut double agents who work inside the Illuminate Pleasure Domes in Delaware or with the Reptilian Shapeshifters on Planet Zebor. Some especially brave investigative reporters work in Starbucks corporate offices.
Are you a wingnut? If so, send your stories to lakeworthwingnut@gmail.com, but beware, the google worm sees all!
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Dear Lake Worth Wingnuts, whoever the asshole is that keeps on editing the 2012 page of wikipedia needs to stop. We will block you from all further editing of any, ANY, of our pages in perpetuity, if this happens again. Your edits are juvenile and disruptive to the wikipedia user. Everyone knows that the so called "shit slurping reptilians," you reference are fine upstanding citizens of nearly every nation on this Earth. Your xenophobic remarks about the gentle and intelligent lizard people that take our human shape merely to avoid outrageous attacks from fearmongers and earthists such as yourselves, shows that you are incapable of carrying on objective and meaningful analysis through our free encyclopedia. They mean us know harm. They come in peace.
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Hey Wikipedia, suck on it huh. We mean it. We are onto you. We know what you are all about, you shit slurping wikitarians.
This is ridiculous. I challenge you wingnuts to provide any real proof. I think this website is a hoax. I think you all are a bunch of trust fund college kids getting a laugh at the expense of wingnutology and you don't even understand it. Change starts with ourselves. You need to get those inner demons out and seek the light! I can help you. It will not cost you near as much as you might at first imagine.
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