Friday, December 13, 2013

Will the Real Scott Maxwell Please Stand Up?

Recently, a lower life form, probably of the Jupiterian or Shriner persuasion, created a fake Twitter account for the illustrious Vice Mayor of Lake Worth, Scott Maxwell.  The identity thief, Tweeting as Maxwell, posted some rather curious language stating: "I'm only going to say this once...any allegations of reptilian involvement/ancestry are completely unfounded #scottmaxwell2014."

Its the kind of language that smells of reptilian double-reverse psychology in which one is to believe that Maxwell is not Maxwell but a shapeshifter while in fact, it is another who is really a dewlap endowed overlord of the sheeple. But who?

On a recent blogpost by Wes Blackman, a Lake Worth area literary figure and film star from Wes Blackman in Handcuffs Part I, one of his avid readers noted this: "I read with interest your post about someone stealing Vice Mayor Scott Maxwell's identity on Twitter. Over and over I read the tweets and there was something about the writing that was familiar. The references to "shape shifting," "reptilian involvement," etc. Back from shopping...it dawned on me where I read something very familiar. Do you remember a blog in Lake Worth called the "Lake Worth Wingnut"?

Blackman's fan continued on, attempting to draw connection between the freedom fighters of the Wingnut and the Alien Menace that hacked Blackman's twitter identity. We at the Wingnut did not nor would never attempt to do such a thing, not because of our undying respect for Maxwell as much as because we are keenly aware that Twitter, like Facebook and Lake Worth in general, is a tool of the coming Jupitarian invasion.

But this still does not answer who did it. Then we scoured Blackman's blog and read a comment from someone going by the name "a child is in harm's way" who said: "The reason Mr. Panagioti Tsolkas and his "lieutenants" maintain this so-called horizontal organization is it shields them from responsibility and culpability....My bet is Mr. Tsolkas is getting very, very close to being a dead-ender looking to go out in a blaze of glory.

This is the clue the Wingnut needed. We did our own research and found that this Mr. Tsolkas recently crafted this press release attempting to draw connections between the film The Hunger Games and the Earth First! radical environmental movement. At the Wingnut we have long suspected Earth First! to be a front group for the Turd Burglers of Solar System 73 pent on the invasion of our planet but we had no real hard evidence, until now. 

You see, the Hunger Games stars Lenny Kravitz and Lenny Kravitz ones took part in a photo op with Hillary Clinton who has openly supported Obamacare which was written by Manuel Noriega who was installed into power by the CIA which is an acronym like FBI which is currently investigating Panagioti Tsolkas for attempting to stir-up a post-communist revolution via a less than clever cooptation of mainstream Hollywood cinema without truly reaching a consensus with his lieutenants, and also Lenny Kravitz is a shape shifting reptilian. This means that Panagioti Tsolkas -- dead-ender, pop-film aficionado, and  press release writer -- is Scott Maxwell's alter-Twitter, which would be a great name for a death metal band...if you had a forked tongue and liked to eat flies.

Case closed. Thank you Wes Blackman for your wonderful investigative blog-posts and your continued allegiance to Scott Maxwell, may you both live to see the day when you can tell the tales of your own greatnesses to a population of post-sheeple which you two helped to free.

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