Friday, August 10, 2012
Reptilian Overlord Brandon Block Turns 380, Lake Worth to Celebrate Out of Joyous Fear
The Wingnut: Overlord Block, thank you for not ingesting my eyes or slurping my nano-ether through your membranes located behind your ears when I walked in the door. First of all, happy early birthday. Please tell our readers what you have learned in your 380 year life.
Overlord Block: Perhaps the most important thing I'd like to impart on your readers is this. I have studied you humans a good deal. I've tasted of your flesh, undergone an anal cleanse with the juices of your pancreas, and have pondered the workings of your urinary system. This I can say for sure from study in male-humanoid urinals. If you shake it more than three times when you are finished, you are actually playing with it. You aren't fooling anyone.
W: I'm so sorry Overlord. So, so sorry. Please don't...
OB: Give me those eyeballs!
[Editor's Note: The Wingnut is sorry to report that the interview ended with the ingestion of our beat reporters eyes. Though we are honored by the Overlords choice of a Wingnutian for his pre-birthday cuisine, we are saddened by the loss of such a relentless and brave reporter.]