Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Meet Your Local Wingnut Patriot Patrol # 1: Peter Tsolkas

Born in an anarchist squat on the coast of Greece, raised in the den of a she-wolf outside of Clearwater Florida, Peter is the quintessential winger. He has his bonafides, the stealth of a manatee, the looks of wood stork, the bite of a half drunk badger, and the smell of the sour end of a bald eagle.

Little known fact: He sleeps with his eyes open.

Favorite quote: When the goin gets tough, the tough get 7/11's cheese filled hotdogs. Two for two dollars. Its a bargain.

1 comment:

Judge Laura Johnson said...

I want to love this man. I want to be reborn as his deliciously torn blue jeans.

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